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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
 
 

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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
 
 

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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family!"
 
 

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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A. Everyone has the same DNA.
 
 



34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Using His Balls As A Doormat
I've heard of getting walked on...
Published : 07.31.2000

Rate: 2.80
The Chastity Belt
There is a new chastity belt out...
Published : 07.30.2000

Rate: 3.09
In My Day...
Ahhhh, the good old days!
Published : 07.29.2000

Rate: 1.62
The Dairy Aisle
I will have no problem running to the market...
Published : 07.28.2000

Rate: 3.50
Let's Go To Bank One Ball Park
Nice young lady at the Bank One Ball Park...
Published : 07.27.2000

Rate: 3.65
The Class Of 2000
Crazy kids...
Published : 07.26.2000

Rate: 3.08
How Cactus Jack Got His Nickname
Or maybe it's a new way to kill crabs...
Published : 07.25.2000

Rate: 2.76
T-Shirt Bluntness
Now that is getting right to the point!...
Published : 07.24.2000

Rate: 3.68
The Evil Eye
This would make any man's unit shrivel up...
Published : 07.18.2000

Rate: 3.17
The Boner
I guess that's why it's called a boner...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 3.22
Naked Heineken Girl
You have heard of St. Pauli Girl...
Published : 07.16.2000

Rate: 3.60
Ghetto Stripper
This fine woman has much love to give...
Published : 07.15.2000

Rate: 3.18
Floatation Devices?
I always thought that the whole iceberg story was ...
Published : 07.14.2000

Rate: 3.29
Flash Dance
This woman is definitely trying to score more points with the judges...
Published : 07.13.2000

Rate: 3.20
Penial Adornment
I wonder how he goes to the bathroom...
Published : 07.12.2000

Rate: 3.19
Morning Stretching
Check out how limber this little hottie is...
Published : 07.11.2000

Rate: 3.42
Is This A La Carte?
I wonder if this is available in high schools yet?
Published : 07.10.2000

Rate: 3.09
Geriatric Porn
Check out the wrinkled water balloons on this bicentennial babe...
Published : 07.09.2000

Rate: 1.59
This Kid's Got Talent
Sign this kid up for the Air Force. Aim High!...
Published : 07.08.2000

Rate: 3.24
Johnny Applehead
And at what age did you realize you could hold an apple there?...
Published : 07.07.2000

Rate: 2.57
It's In The Bag?
I thought we were using protection...
Published : 07.06.2000

Rate: 2.79
The End
The end is near. ...
Published : 07.05.2000

Rate: 2.86
A Bit Nippy
It's extra cold at the skating rink today...
Published : 07.04.2000

Rate: 2.88
Koozies
This is my kinda beer holder. ...
Published : 07.03.2000

Rate: 3.06
When you gotta go
This is a pic of a girl pissing standing up! ...
Published : 07.02.2000

Rate: 2.22
Happy Fourth of July
We wish all of our fellow 'goofballers' a safe and enjoyable holiday.
Published : 07.01.2000

Rate: 2.92

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