"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
April 23, 2014
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