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"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Visits D.C. Food Bank," Dec. 19, 2002
 
 

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"A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers!"
— Jay Leno, Comedian
 
 

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#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
 
 

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so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
 
 

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Q: What do Rubik's Cubes and penises have in common?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.
 
 



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